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Sokka the 37th - [Written/Voice]

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
On Wednesday · Comment · Like

Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
On Tuesday · Comment · Like
Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

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Yes, we had planned-

I'll be over soon.

[He was a little distracted by naughty pictures, singing and dancing, and his journal updating him on his life!]

I'll be ready! [Shit, shit, shit. Need to clean up.]

[Fortunately Sokka had just cleared up the mess he made this morning. Looking maybe a little like he had just ran around cleaning things up, he answers the door.]

Hey!

Are you ready to make some pie? I brought enough for a double batch.

I am very ready to make some pie. [Only now he notices the bag of tools.] What are those for?

Measuring cups, a rolling pin, a dough blender... You know, tools.

[Sokka will just take those bags and set them on the table then. Consider yourself invited.]

Oh. Right. We have those too, but thanks.

You might want to get those out. We'll both be making one at the same time. I'll demonstrate, and then you can repeat after me.

[Oh... apron. And not like the dusty black ones at the smithy, either.]

Do you have one of those that aren't pink? [He'll poke around in the bag for one.]

You can have my white one. It's in there too.

[Success! He pulls it out and puts it on. Yes, this is much manlier. He also starts pulling out the stuff and arranging it on the table.]

This is a lot of stuff just to make two small pies.

Some of the dry ingredients I had to bring the whole container. I won't only bring two tablespoons of salt. Plus, we're making the crust from scratch.

I'll set this stuff up, you bring out your tools. You'll need a mixing bowl, rolling pin, knife, measuring cups and spoons, the dough blender, and a cutting board.

Uh, right. [He quickly looks over the stuff and goes looking.

Give him a few minutes. An hour, perhaps. He has no idea where Katara keeps this kind of stuff. Or if indeed, some of this stuff is even in here.]

Are you having trouble?

No no, it's fine. I'll just. Wait, I think I know where something is. [He's going to go over to that big closet next to his room. Dare she follow him inside?]

[But WINRY. The closet he went into is EMPTY.]

Um, Sokka? This doesn't look like somewhere someone would keep cooking utensils.

[If she looks around, she will find a trap door leading into the secret basement. Sokka thought he'd check down there.]

Sokka? What's going on? This better not be some joke.

[Sokka can be found going through a shelf filled with an assortment of weapons, tools, power tools, electronics, and all the other junk he's accumulated. Other stuff clutters the basement, most of it in boxes. There seems to be some sort of tunnel off in one direction.

After throwing a few tools, swords, and a large oddly shaped bowl, Sokka pulls out what looks to be a cutting board.] FOUND IT! [And then he turns and- oh. Winry.] ... found it.

...Why is that all the way down here? With this... stuff?

Uh. I kind of thought it would be useful for... stuff. [Like painting on. He never got around to it.]

Is that why everything else is down here, too?

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