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Sokka the 37th - [Written/Voice]

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
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Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
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Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

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[If she looks around, she will find a trap door leading into the secret basement. Sokka thought he'd check down there.]

Sokka? What's going on? This better not be some joke.

[Sokka can be found going through a shelf filled with an assortment of weapons, tools, power tools, electronics, and all the other junk he's accumulated. Other stuff clutters the basement, most of it in boxes. There seems to be some sort of tunnel off in one direction.

After throwing a few tools, swords, and a large oddly shaped bowl, Sokka pulls out what looks to be a cutting board.] FOUND IT! [And then he turns and- oh. Winry.] ... found it.

...Why is that all the way down here? With this... stuff?

Uh. I kind of thought it would be useful for... stuff. [Like painting on. He never got around to it.]

Is that why everything else is down here, too?

[Sokka just shrugs.]

We needed more storage space. [Correction, Sokka needed more storage space. He loves to hoard stuff.]

Do you even need some of this stuff?

Uh. I might. Eventually. [What she'll find in that particular box is just broken scrap metal.]

Edited 2010-07-21 21:42 (UTC)

Right. I guess we should get back upstairs.

Sure. [But as they go up...]

You can't mention this place to anyone, though!

Sure, but is it really that important?

Of course it is! It's our secret underground hideout in case the house is ever attacked!

And why in the world would someone want to attack your-

Never mind. I'll keep it a secret, Sokka. I promise.

Good. Good.

[He starts climbing up. Once he's up top, he'll help her up too.] You can talk to Katara and Toph about it. They know about it, of course.

Right. But if I do should I also let them know you were in the kitchen sporting a girl's apron and baking?

[Sokka looks down at himself.]

This is a girl's apron? How?

I'm a girl and it's my apron!

I'm a guy. And I'm wearing it now. So it's a guy's apron until I give it back. [THAT SETTLES THAT. Back to the kitchen with the cutting board.]

Make sure to wash that before you use it.

[Sokka glances at the cutting board. He flicks off a bug crawling on it. Okay, she has a point. He sets it in the sink for now and returns to looking for the rest of the cooking tools he'll need.]

Maybe I could use my arm instead of the rolling pin...

Or you could use mine after I'm done my demonstration. Your arm isn't as clean.

[In that case, he has everything else he needs, which he sets on the table. After fetching the cutting board (and washing it!), of course.]

Okay. I think we're ready.

First, the crust.

That's the easy part.

Okay. Okay, I can do that.

[Sokka gets one cup of sugar, a tablespoon of salt, and a teaspoon of flour.]

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