Sokka the 37th - [Written/Voice]

[markofthewise]

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
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Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
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Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Before I came here I learned that the country I lived in was built upon shedding blood so that some guy could sacrifice all the people living inside it to open some kind of Gate. I knew the Ishbalan war was wrong, but... I didn't know it was staged. Our country was built on a lie. It's sole purpose was to eventually be destroyed.

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[markofthewise]

[One cup of sugar... two tablespoons of sugar, and half a teaspoon of cinnamon. Check.]

[But that does he even say to that? He'd never seen a country out for its own destruction.] Wow... that's rough.

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

It's okay though, it won't end that way. I know it.

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[markofthewise]

[Salt and vinegar... isn't there a proverb about that? Hm.]

Well, it's like I told Edward. Uh, big Ed, not yours. Any of the people I talk to where there's big battles to be won, the good guys always seem to come out on top. Say what you like about them, but the Malnosso don't pick losers.

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Speaking of, did you win yours?

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[markofthewise]

Yeah, we won alright. I was able to enjoy a whole week of not fighting the Fire Nation before I showed up here.

[When she's done draining, he'll follow suit.] I don't envy my sister though. The war isn't over from when she's from.

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

That's good.

She'll get there though. At least the outcome is definite.

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[markofthewise]

What about Hughes, Ed and Al? Are they from your future or past?

[Watching for a bit, before copying that. And maaaaybe sneaking a taste with his thumb.]

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Mr. Hughes... well he has to be from the past. Ed, I think, is from a little bit in the future. And Al... he's from a different world. It's complicated.

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[markofthewise]

[Has to be from the past. And a different world? Well that's just confusing. He resists the urge to use his sword... and settles on that knife from before.]

Did Ed tell you how things were going? Any better, maybe?

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

No, he didn't say much of anything about it.

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[markofthewise]

Must be a boring future. [Aside from the whole bit about Pride, of course. Good times. Sokka proceeds to do the same with his dough. Possibly flattening his a little too much.]

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Sokka, you're making it too thin. You don't want your filling to fall out the bottom when it's done.

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[markofthewise]

Oh. Well maybe I like my pie like that! [Only not really, so he folds the dough back together and starts again.]

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

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[markofthewise]

[Following along, but he doesn't start poking holes just yet.]

What are the holes for?

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[wings-thatwait.livejournal.com]

It lets out steam while the pie bakes, so it doesn't explode.

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[markofthewise]

Really. [Stroking his chin thoughtfully.] An exploding pie bomb....

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

No.

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[markofthewise]

[Doing the same.]

Think about it, Winry. It's the perfect prank. There's someone who is kind of a jerk. [Jet for instance.] You say, "Hey. Let's make amends." So you give them a pie. You're happy and leave. But then when they go to dig in... boom! They've got pie all over them.

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Sokka, it wouldn't work that way. The holes are to prevent it from exploding in the oven. Once it's out, it doesn't matter.

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[markofthewise]

Oh.

... I guess it would ruin the flavor if we put an actual explosive in there...

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if it's for a prank would taste really matter?

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[markofthewise]

... there's no reason they can't eat it off their face. It'd be a waste of food if they didn't eat it afterward. [He's seriously considering this. Stop him.]

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[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Sokka, there will be no prank pies.