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Sokka the 37th - [Written/Voice]

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
On Wednesday · Comment · Like

Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
On Tuesday · Comment · Like
Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

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I'm a guy. And I'm wearing it now. So it's a guy's apron until I give it back. [THAT SETTLES THAT. Back to the kitchen with the cutting board.]

Make sure to wash that before you use it.

[Sokka glances at the cutting board. He flicks off a bug crawling on it. Okay, she has a point. He sets it in the sink for now and returns to looking for the rest of the cooking tools he'll need.]

Maybe I could use my arm instead of the rolling pin...

Or you could use mine after I'm done my demonstration. Your arm isn't as clean.

[In that case, he has everything else he needs, which he sets on the table. After fetching the cutting board (and washing it!), of course.]

Okay. I think we're ready.

First, the crust.

That's the easy part.

Okay. Okay, I can do that.

[Sokka gets one cup of sugar, a tablespoon of salt, and a teaspoon of flour.]

No, no. Toss that. You mixed them up.

Hey, in my defense, it wasn't a very good idea to have them all look so similar.

I guess it's too much for you to read the label. Here's how you can remember them. Flour is light and fluffy, like a powder. Salt and sugar may look similar, but salt usually comes in a cardboard cylinder with a metal tab for the opening.

First the flour, you'll need two of these.

Hey! [Sokka yanks his hand out of hers.]

I can do it. [Two cups of flour. He can do that. One cup... and then two cups. He's halfway there!]

Next pick up the teaspoon. You'll need one teaspoon of salt.

[He does that. And by process of elimination, adds a tablespoon of sugar too.]

There.

Good.

Are you ready for the next step?

[Sokka takes it in his hand and holds it like a knuckle bracer in a fist.]

That dough won't know what hit it.

Sokka, you have to be gentle with it. Like this.

[Sokka pays attention this time. And follows the instructions, doing exactly as he should, for the most part. And then... waits. Because Winry is so gone now.]

[Sokka gets lost halfway through a step there.]

Wait, wait. What do I do with the ball?

Wrap it up and put it in the fridge. It needs to cool down.

[Give him a moment and... there. Into the fridge it goes.]

Now what?

Time to peel and slice our apples!

Oh, now this I'm good at. [He starts reaching for his sword behind him. Yes, Winry. He will cut his apples this way unless you stop him.]

You're not seriously going to...

Not going to what? [He has his sword out now. Where's those apples?]

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