markofthewise | Sokka the 37th

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
On Wednesday · Comment · Like

Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
On Tuesday · Comment · Like
Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

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Wait--huh? You commented on my what now?

[Pinged by her own name, Buffy gets her wiggins on. She has heard other people mention Sokka--Sparrow, in particular. But she has never really gone out of her way to socialize with the guy.

~~And I just started watching A:tLA, too.~~]

Relationship status?

I did the what to the who? [Honestly, Sokka is just as lost as she is.

~~Also, bahahahahaha.~~]

It's not complicated! It's fine!

Then what was that?

I don't know! But I didn't write it!

... I think

You're not stalking me or..or something else equally as creepy, right?

[l-lol, paranoia.

~~episode six! also sorry about standing you up last night -- got distracted by a serious case of zombies while driving home from work~~]

I'm pretty sure I'm not. I don't even know who you are.

[But he could start if you like.

~~Dealing with zombies is an acceptable excuse.~~]

You don't sound too confident.

Do you think it might be from the experiment?

Y-you don't? [That is one severe pout in her voice.] Seriously? I've been here for, like, ever and you've never heard of me? [A rather embarrassed pause.] I mean, sure. Of course you've never heard of me. That just means all my subterfuge is working. Clearly.

[You don't want to stalk this kinda crazy, Sokka.]

... yeah, probably. At least it's not that music. Or pictures.

Wait, wait! I think I've got it. [Sokka is just going over that list of updates up there. Oh! Oh wait, he gets it. She must be...]

Frashadower Fally-knees? [Okay, so he sucks at pronouncing written names. But there's only three names up there he doesn't recognize.] Does that mean we're friends now?

Buffy. [She corrects him with a sigh.] Buffy Summers. And apparently you like my--[she checks once again]--username. See, I didn't even know I had one of those. Whatever one of those is.

Edited 2010-07-21 18:08 (UTC)

..... What's "Cube Crash"?

I what?

Oh! Right! Buffy. You're... you.... [He's trying to think if he's ever heard that name before. He hasn't.] Yeah. Of course.

I have no idea what a username is either. Or what 'el oh el' means either. Maybe it's some kind of code.

I have no clue. But apparently Adell isn't very good at it.

No idea. Are you feuding with your family or something? About money?

Y-yeah, at least it's not that.

... do you know what I saw yesterday?

I...guess not. Maybe he should practice at it, whatever it is.

There is no money here.

[With a huff:] It means laugh out loud. Y'know--chatspeak. The language of the people who spend their Saturday nights on the web. Geeks. Well--that or the hip new generation with their cell phones and...wait.

[Her memory goes into overdrive.] Aren't you the guy that Sparrow was trying to set up with some kind of hair-brained damsel-in-distress scheme?

Well, I'm assuming it's cubes... that you crash. Or break. Or something. You'd think that would be Adell's kind of thing.

That's what makes it so weird.

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