Wang Fire 2 - [Action/Voice]

[markofthewise]

[The recent arrival of Hawky has Sokka remembering the Fire Nation. The old days... when Sokka was another person. When he was a man. A man with a beard. Not only that, but it's a rather warm day for September. Sort of like... a Fire Nation summer. And it just so happens, he has a beard. He always has a beard. So he digs out his long neglected Fire Nation clothes (which are tighter than he remembered them being), moves his hair up into a top knot, uses some red dye on his wings, and applies a layer of glue to his face and eyebrows, applying his beard and busy brows. Wang Fire is back.

He sets up a booth in front of the plaza. Beside him, on a special stand, is Hawky. Cleverly disguised as well, with a small fez (with a Fire Nation emblem) strapped on his head. He is, of course, giving free advice today. He even leaves a voice post on the journal, using a very deep voice that sounds nothing like Sokka.]

Fellow citizens of Luceti. Do you need... advice? If you do, talk to the great Wang Fire. Troubled romance, missing home, family issues, or even trouble deciding what to eat for dinner. I can help!

((ooc: Will be answering tags with beardofthewise. And yes, canonically, this is actually a convincing disguise. >.>))

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[Action]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Hello?

[Action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[Aha. A customer. He folds his hands in front of her and speaks in a calm, deep voice.]

Hello, young lady! Can I help you?

[Action]

[all7seas]

[Jack is meandering around the plaza when he notices Thunderaxe.]

Thunderaxe--why are you not back at the smithy, then, adding to your immeasurable number of axes?

[Action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[A quirked, bushy eyebrow.]

Thunderaxe? Smithy? I think you must be confused, sir.

[Action]

[esper-flight.livejournal.com]

[Terra glances over on the way to the barracks and...pauses mid-stride, peering over curiously.]

Oh, hello again!

[Action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[He leans forward on his booth, raising a hand in greeting.]

We meet again, young lady. Are you here for advice?

[ action ]

[acclimatized]

[ John Watson is another resident pinged by the booth in the plaza. He raises an eyebrow. ]

Bit different from back home.

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[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[Oh, another customer. Wang Fire nods in greeting.]

Different how?

[Video] Oh lord

[asobouyo]

Th-the great Wang Fire!!

Do you really give advice~?

[Video] ... sparkles!

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Of course I do, little girl! [Little girl? Here? Huh.]

Tell me your problems!

[Voice]

[cowboykinneas.livejournal.com]

I could use a little help deciding what to eat for dinner.

[Voice]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Of course. Do you have any choices?

[action]

[emp3thy]

[Because Minato always seems to bump into this guy instead of the normal Sokka, today he runs across the stand again. He approaches, but not to talk about his troubles.]

What made you decide to give out advice, Wang Fire-san?

[action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[No troubles? Then what is he doing here, man?]

People often come to me for advice, young man. It is a sign of wisdom when those who are young seek the wisdom of those who are experienced.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

... Wang Fire.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

That's right. And you are?

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

You're a sage?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

More of a guru, really.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[That scent...

Derek will approach anyway, not showing any signs of recognizing Sok--right. Who is this, again? Hmn.]

...What kind of oil should I use to clean my sword.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Choji oil. Any swordsman should know that.

[Voice]

[ritacule.livejournal.com]

Oh please, like someone needs help figuring out what to eat for dinner. If you're hungry then just eat.

[Voice]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[... oh, it's the know it all.]

Perhaps you're in a mood to eat, but everything you can think of just sounds bland and uninteresting. What then?

1/3

[markofthebrave]

[She was just walking down the street, minding her own business, when out of the corner of her eye...]

2/4

[markofthebrave]

[She does a doubletake. What?

No way.

He wouldn't.]

[hazelrink.livejournal.com]

[...!! It's the Master!]

I found you, Master!

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Well done, Miss Charlotte. Did you know to find me?

[greaterdays.livejournal.com]

[here's a kid staring at your booth]

Advice?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

That's right, little girl. And it's free, at that!

[Action]

[vermified]

[OH THANK GOD, HE MADE IT TO THE PLAZA. He'd ended up at the barracks two hours ago and had been about ready to start tearing down trees to clear a path. He'd only wanted to pick up some seeds for the garden - Svala had had one, so it seemed like the right thing to do - but after all this mess, he just wants to go home. ...Who knew how long that would take.

He's about to go hunting for directions - much to his humiliation, sob - when he spots the little man at a booth in the plaza. ...What in the world.]

Just what are you supposed to be?

[Action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[He leans forward for an introduction.]

My name is Wang Fire, young man! The proprietor of this booth, where the only product is sage advice. I specialize in emotional therapy.

[Action]

[dragoon-pride.livejournal.com]

[It's like fate wants this weird advice-giver to always be perfectly timed with Kain having questions about ...uh... romance. He remembers him being useful the last time, when he was figuring out whether to tell Rydia his feelings, so perhaps he'll assist once again.]

[While Kain doesn't consider this a problem exactly, it is a thought that's just occurred to him because of something Rydia recently said. And he has no idea how to handle it. He's gotten better about romance in general, but sometimes he's still uncertain. So he writes down his question and then sets the paper on the booth to show him.]

How do you know if you're ready to marry someone?

[Action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[He gives the note a brief glance. Ah yes...]

I remember you. Yes, you asked about love. [He's thoughtful for a moment. And then pulls out his own paper and writes something down:]

When you're wise enough to realize that you can never be as ready as you want to be.

[Action]

[mermaidofnoel.livejournal.com]

[... Oh! This is interesting. Razette looks at him from the fountain, humming curiously. What is he doing?]

[Action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[A wave in greeting.]

Hello young lady. I think you need some advice.

[Action]

[so_shik]

[Shiki has been sitting on the porch of All Passions working on something for Minako Arisato, but she sees the booth from her position there and well, she's curious. She approaches carefully, and it's then she hears what the journal says. She won't say anything until she reaches the booth though.]

...'the great Wang Fire?' Are you kidding me? [On the other hand, good costume. She can't even tell...yet.]

[Action]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[He rests his chin on his hands and shakes his head.]

Why would I be kidding?

[Voice] late though I may be

[blessingone]

...Do you usually get much business like that?

[Voice]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Certainly! I offer my sage advice only rarely, so the demand is always great.

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