markofthewise | Wang Fire 2

[The recent arrival of Hawky has Sokka remembering the Fire Nation. The old days... when Sokka was another person. When he was a man. A man with a beard. Not only that, but it's a rather warm day for September. Sort of like... a Fire Nation summer. And it just so happens, he has a beard. He always has a beard. So he digs out his long neglected Fire Nation clothes (which are tighter than he remembered them being), moves his hair up into a top knot, uses some red dye on his wings, and applies a layer of glue to his face and eyebrows, applying his beard and busy brows. Wang Fire is back.

He sets up a booth in front of the plaza. Beside him, on a special stand, is Hawky. Cleverly disguised as well, with a small fez (with a Fire Nation emblem) strapped on his head. He is, of course, giving free advice today. He even leaves a voice post on the journal, using a very deep voice that sounds nothing like Sokka.]

Fellow citizens of Luceti. Do you need... advice? If you do, talk to the great Wang Fire. Troubled romance, missing home, family issues, or even trouble deciding what to eat for dinner. I can help!

((ooc: Will be answering tags with

beardofthewise. And yes, canonically, this is actually a convincing disguise. >.>))

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[He rests his chin on his hands and shakes his head.]

Why would I be kidding?

No idea. [Sorry, more interested in Hawky here.] Is he yours, or did he find you when you came here?

[He glances at his avian friend.] This is Mr. Bird, he arrived shortly after that kindly old fellow on the journals promised pets to people.

Mr. Bird...I like it. [You would, Shiki.] I'm surprised he's actually keeping the fez on though. [She turns away from the bird then.]

So. What kind of advice are you actually giving?

[Belatedly he's noticing something about Shiki. Something... very odd. She looks like her old self. And... he can't comment on it. He spends far too long staring at her before answering.]

Any kind of advice, naturally. I specialize in emotional or romantic advice, naturally.

[Well that's a little disturbing. She just gives him an equally long stare though before pulling herself together.] And why is that? You don't seem like the type.

[It wasn't old man leering! ... or was it?]

I have decades of experience, of course.

[Sokka you pedo.]

Tell me about some of this experience then. Then maybe I'll ask for some advice.

Ah, a tale from my youth? I'm certain I could share one of those. What sort would you like to hear?

Maybe you should tell me about the best relationship you've ever seen. Either that, or why you chose to grow a beard.

Actually, as it turns out, those two stories are one and the same. The story of how I met Sapphire Fire, my dearly departed wife.

Dearly departed? Go on then, tell me about it.

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