Wang Fire 2 - [Action/Voice]

[markofthewise]

[The recent arrival of Hawky has Sokka remembering the Fire Nation. The old days... when Sokka was another person. When he was a man. A man with a beard. Not only that, but it's a rather warm day for September. Sort of like... a Fire Nation summer. And it just so happens, he has a beard. He always has a beard. So he digs out his long neglected Fire Nation clothes (which are tighter than he remembered them being), moves his hair up into a top knot, uses some red dye on his wings, and applies a layer of glue to his face and eyebrows, applying his beard and busy brows. Wang Fire is back.

He sets up a booth in front of the plaza. Beside him, on a special stand, is Hawky. Cleverly disguised as well, with a small fez (with a Fire Nation emblem) strapped on his head. He is, of course, giving free advice today. He even leaves a voice post on the journal, using a very deep voice that sounds nothing like Sokka.]

Fellow citizens of Luceti. Do you need... advice? If you do, talk to the great Wang Fire. Troubled romance, missing home, family issues, or even trouble deciding what to eat for dinner. I can help!

((ooc: Will be answering tags with beardofthewise. And yes, canonically, this is actually a convincing disguise. >.>))

Comments

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Choji oil. Any swordsman should know that.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

...What if there's none available?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Animal oil. A wise man wastes nothing from the beast he kills. Even the animals itself can be used to clean the blade used to slay it.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Which animal would you suggest? They do have different compositions, after all.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

A platypus bear. Or an artic hippo.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

...Never seen either of those where I'm from.

[He does look interested, though.]

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Just a regular... bear would work too. [With a mild bit of distaste at it being only a bear.]

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

So you've seen bears?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

There's bears in this very forest. Not many, but they can be seen from time to time.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Interesting. Thank you.

[And, quieter, with a grin]

Don't get caught.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[Eyebrow.]

I have no idea what you're referring to.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[Derek taps his nose]

...Might want to change your cologne, though. The stuff you have on now is a little too familiar.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[...]

I will consider that.