Wang Fire 2 - [Action/Voice]

[markofthewise]

[The recent arrival of Hawky has Sokka remembering the Fire Nation. The old days... when Sokka was another person. When he was a man. A man with a beard. Not only that, but it's a rather warm day for September. Sort of like... a Fire Nation summer. And it just so happens, he has a beard. He always has a beard. So he digs out his long neglected Fire Nation clothes (which are tighter than he remembered them being), moves his hair up into a top knot, uses some red dye on his wings, and applies a layer of glue to his face and eyebrows, applying his beard and busy brows. Wang Fire is back.

He sets up a booth in front of the plaza. Beside him, on a special stand, is Hawky. Cleverly disguised as well, with a small fez (with a Fire Nation emblem) strapped on his head. He is, of course, giving free advice today. He even leaves a voice post on the journal, using a very deep voice that sounds nothing like Sokka.]

Fellow citizens of Luceti. Do you need... advice? If you do, talk to the great Wang Fire. Troubled romance, missing home, family issues, or even trouble deciding what to eat for dinner. I can help!

((ooc: Will be answering tags with beardofthewise. And yes, canonically, this is actually a convincing disguise. >.>))

Comments

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

I do occasionally like to add a little heart to my tea.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Good! You're on the right track already. Practice makes perfect.

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

So that's how Sakuya makes good tea. I will have to find out where she gets her supply of hearts.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[His voice breaks at this, going back to usual Sokka before he catches himself.]

Wait, wait. Supply of hearts?

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

Yes. You are the one who brought it up, are you not?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Not literal hearts!

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

Why not? Tea with blood tastes rather good.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Blood with anything does not taste good, young lady!

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

If you say that, then you are a fool of a guru.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

I'm no fool. Only vampires drink blood.

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

And vampires don't belong among civilized society?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Vampires are diseased. They need to be cured, first.

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

I will kill you.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

A bit extreme, wouldn't you say?

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

Liars deserve to face death.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

And why would you call it a lie? I only repeat what I've heard from reputable vampire hunters.

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

As a vampire, I can assure you that I am not diseased.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

[... well, for his first vampire, this is really not what he was expecting.]

... you're a vampire?

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

I just said that, did I not?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, you're not what I expected.

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

I hope that isn't another insult you wish to stack on top of your others.

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

Hardly. I was led to believe vampires were monsters. Aside from the death thread and the blood thing... you're more or less normal.

[redsynonymhere.livejournal.com]

That means you will provide an apology, yes?

[beardofthewise.livejournal.com]

That would depend on one thing. Where do you get the blood?