markofthewise: (Wang Fire - Pleased)
Sokka Thunderaxe ([personal profile] markofthewise) wrote2010-09-20 02:26 pm

Wang Fire 2 - [Action/Voice]

[The recent arrival of Hawky has Sokka remembering the Fire Nation. The old days... when Sokka was another person. When he was a man. A man with a beard. Not only that, but it's a rather warm day for September. Sort of like... a Fire Nation summer. And it just so happens, he has a beard. He always has a beard. So he digs out his long neglected Fire Nation clothes (which are tighter than he remembered them being), moves his hair up into a top knot, uses some red dye on his wings, and applies a layer of glue to his face and eyebrows, applying his beard and busy brows. Wang Fire is back.

He sets up a booth in front of the plaza. Beside him, on a special stand, is Hawky. Cleverly disguised as well, with a small fez (with a Fire Nation emblem) strapped on his head. He is, of course, giving free advice today. He even leaves a voice post on the journal, using a very deep voice that sounds nothing like Sokka.]


Fellow citizens of Luceti. Do you need... advice? If you do, talk to the great Wang Fire. Troubled romance, missing home, family issues, or even trouble deciding what to eat for dinner. I can help!

((ooc: Will be answering tags with [livejournal.com profile] beardofthewise. And yes, canonically, this is actually a convincing disguise. >.>))

[identity profile] beardofthewise.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head, clearly having no idea what she's talking about.]

You remind me of my old wife. She kept accusing me of things. And then she died.
markofthebrave: (Utter Mischief | Definitely Evil)

[personal profile] markofthebrave 2010-09-21 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Really? You must miss her terribly. [So much false sympathy.]

You know, Luceti has a way of bringing people in, even when they're dead.

[identity profile] beardofthewise.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid that ship has sailed. I'm with Ruby Fire now.
markofthebrave: (Mmmhmm. | This Look)

[personal profile] markofthebrave 2010-09-21 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
My, that would make things awfully awkward for you if she showed up. And you give relationship advice while you're still with two women?

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

[identity profile] beardofthewise.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes the best advice comes from experience. Such as, "Be careful who you marry, you might not like your first wife."
markofthebrave: (Ugh | Heeeere We Go)

[personal profile] markofthebrave 2010-09-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
"But if she shows up still married to you while you're married to someone else, you'd better learn how to run?" Thanks. But I think that most people could figure that out for themselves.

[identity profile] beardofthewise.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Ahem] Sometimes, when you lose the person you love, you need the strength to move on.
markofthebrave: (A Little Bit Sly)

[personal profile] markofthebrave 2010-09-21 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. No need to try to explain. I just know that I'll be going to someone else for advice on my love life. After all, I met the most interesting guy the other day...
markofthebrave: (Family Resemblance)

[personal profile] markofthebrave 2010-09-21 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
It is. [Grin.] But I won't trouble you about it! It was nice seeing you again!

[And she starts to walk away.]

[identity profile] beardofthewise.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[GLARES.

... they will continue this later. Another time.]