Sokka the 48th -- [Voice/Action]

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[After being sent home in his own bed, Sokka had slept in a bit, finally had some real food and then went to see Suki. By now, he figures he should check to see how things went. Thus, he has a message to leave.]

Well that was a lousy week. How's everyone else doing? Did I miss anything?

Oh and uh. I think I might have to take the week off from the smithy. Maybe longer. That goes for training too.

[... yeah, that should do. He'll hang around town acting just a bit odd. For instance, very gently and very slowly opening the doors to shops. He doesn't bother going to the smithy. He's mainly just trying to stave off boredom due to the fact he really can't do much of anything now. Stupid Malnosso.]

Comments

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[herotypical]

Oh...yikes. Sorry, we didn't know. Guess we gotta snuck you in some air freshener.

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[markofthewise]

Well, it's over now anyway. Besides, I've had worse.

[Like huddling inside for days at a time in a tiny igloo in the middle of a week long blizzard. Now THAT is fun.]

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[herotypical]

Worse like you've been stuck in a cell with more than just two guys before? Or worse like what?

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[markofthewise]

Tiny igloo for a few weeks during a blizzard. With animals inside, at that! Some alive. Some not so much.

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[herotypical]

Why did you have dead animals in your igloo? [Wait, an even better question:] Why did you have an igloo?

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[markofthewise]

The dead animals were for eating. And, well, snow is the ideal building material in the South Pole.

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[herotypical]

...Did you ever party with Kris Kringle?

[That's the North Pole, Buffy.]

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[markofthewise]

... who?

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[herotypical]

Old Saint Nick? Santa Claus? The jolly man in the red suit?

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[markofthewise]

Oh, that guy. [he says with a bit of venom in his voice. Needless to say, he has some warped ideas about Christmas.]

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[herotypical]

[Raised eyebrow.]

If I'm not mistaken, I'm getting a real grinchy vibe off of you.

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[markofthewise]

Well it's not really fair what he does. The fact he's jolly about it just makes it worse.

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[herotypical]

...You realize he's not actually real, right?

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[markofthewise]

... so wait, they made him up? Just to scare people into giving presents to each other? Why?

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[herotypical]

Wait, wait--what? To scare people? And...giving presents isn't a bad thing.

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[markofthewise]

Yeah. It's his birthday, so if you don't give people presents he'll slay you.

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[herotypical]

Wrong homonym, honey. [Buffy shakes her head.] He rides in a sleigh. Like, dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh. >small>[She genuinely sings these few bars, by the way.] Believe me, as a Slayer? I know about the other kind of slay. And that's so not his bag. Even though he's still not real.

[action] nice HTML there ;)

[markofthewise]

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Nice singing, Buffy.

[action] ;_;

[herotypical]

I try.

[She's not impressed with your non-compliment, Sokka.]

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[markofthewise]

[Well, he wasn't impressed with your singing.]

Is that another hobby of yours? Vampire slaying, bartending, singing mid-sentence?

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[herotypical]

Actually, I try to avoid spontaneously breaking out into song. That's usually a sign that something not right is going down.

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[markofthewise]

[Eyebrow.] So, should I be worried right now, then?

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[herotypical]

Wh-what? No. That wasn't spontaneous. That was planned. Ish. Plannedish. I mean, it was nothing like suddenly bursting into a whole musical number complete with Broadway dance routines.

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[markofthewise]

[Broadway dance routines...?]

So basically you thought, "Okay. I should go find Sokka and sing to him." I'm relieved already.

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[herotypical]

That's...not what I meant.