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Sokka the 47th - [Voice/Action]

I guess that's it for the new people, unless it starts up again this month. Well, anyway, I'm Sokka. Or Sokka Thunderaxe as some have been known to call me. I'm fine with either one.

I run the smithy here in town, known as the Slash 'n Crash, along with Edward and Winry. They both work for me. [They don't, but this is some rather obvious trolling here.] So if you need any kind of weapons made, or sharpened, or you know... some other kind of odd job. I'm the go to guy for that. There isn't money, so... the stuff is free. But we do accept favors as payment! Or food. Or well, anything. Just ask for me, Sokka. That's with an okka. [Accept no substitutes.]

[Filtered to Raine]

Speaking of which, mind dropping by today?

[Filtered to Regal and Gelda]

Sooooo. [A beat.] How did it go?

[For you action lovers out there, Sokka can be found at his usual haunts. School, the smithy, eating lunch in the plaza, or generally hanging out around his house.]

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[Epic Gink-esque pause.

ends.]

I was kidding.

...Of course you were, men don't marry each other.

Well, I wouldn't say that. The can fall in love. [Apparently. Or so Haruki claims.]

[Edward seems strangely unsurprised by this.] Well, yes. Anyone can fall in love, it isn't that hard.

Yeah. So then marriage. Or something. I don't know.

But men getting married makes no sense. Who would be the wife?

Um. Nobody would be the wife. They'd both be the husband. I guess.

....That's stupid.

[...]

Yeah, I guess you're right. By the way! There's something I have to show you.

[Oh thank god, any more of that topic and Edward might have exploded in a cloud of rainbow sparkles.]

What, at the smithy?

No. Just this.

[He'll just redirect Edward to this.]

... strangest request ever.

...Flowers on the hilt? [Yeah that is strange. He can do pretty or beautiful - kind of his forte there - but cute? Not so much.]

Yeah. Exactly. I think I'm more worried he might accidentally stab himself in the eye. Maybe I should make sure it has a dull edge...

We just make the weapons. If whoever asks for them wants to kill themselves with them, it's hardly our problem.

Well, sure. I guess that's true. And he'd come back anyway...

... I think he's a he, that is.

It would probably be rude to ask... [Not that Ed really cares if it's rude, like, ever.]

Seriously. Have you ever noticed how like, half the guys our age are just as pretty as the girls?

On a daily basis. It's disturbing- many times I have no idea if they're male or female until they speak!

Exactly! I mean, when you take into account all these guys, we have to be like, the manliest teenagers in Luceti. I bet none of them even have to shave.

...Is it possible they're merely women in disguise?

... I hope not. Why would they even- ohhh. Wait.

[Between Kida and Sanji? He wouldn't blame women for trying to look like men.]

I think they could do a better job of it.

Most likely, but they must be limited by their physique. Women have much more delicate bodies than ours.

Well... not always. Anyway, just a change of clothing would go a long way for some of them.

What, they still dress too much like women? [He can't really fathom that. Who would want to dress like a girl, anyway? Men should be men!]

Sometimes, yeah. Or you know, having that long braided hair? Not doing yourselves any favors there.

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