Sokka the 47th - [Voice/Action]

[markofthewise]

I guess that's it for the new people, unless it starts up again this month. Well, anyway, I'm Sokka. Or Sokka Thunderaxe as some have been known to call me. I'm fine with either one.

I run the smithy here in town, known as the Slash 'n Crash, along with Edward and Winry. They both work for me. [They don't, but this is some rather obvious trolling here.] So if you need any kind of weapons made, or sharpened, or you know... some other kind of odd job. I'm the go to guy for that. There isn't money, so... the stuff is free. But we do accept favors as payment! Or food. Or well, anything. Just ask for me, Sokka. That's with an okka. [Accept no substitutes.]

[Filtered to Raine]

Speaking of which, mind dropping by today?

[Filtered to Regal and Gelda]

Sooooo. [A beat.] How did it go?

[For you action lovers out there, Sokka can be found at his usual haunts. School, the smithy, eating lunch in the plaza, or generally hanging out around his house.]

Comments

[Voice / Now this is private]

[markofthewise]

Really? Huh. [You're so weird, Ed.]

[Voice / Now this is private]

[vermified]

Why would I want to look at breasts?

[Voice / Now this is private]

[markofthewise]

Well, I mean, I'm not obsessed or anything. But, come on. They're... you know. It's a guy thing. Of course you'd want to.

[Voice / Now this is private]

[vermified]

[No, he really doesn't know.] If you say so.

[Voice / Now this is private]

[markofthewise]

You know, Edward, sometimes I suspect you're just too obsessed with weapons and armor for your own good.

[Voice / Now this is private]

[vermified]

I-it has nothing to do with that! I just have no interest in women!

[Voice / Now this is private]

[markofthewise]

You don't know what you're missing out on, Ed. Really.

[Voice / Now this is private]

[vermified]

I don't see why. They're the same as ours, only bigger. What's so special about that?

[Voice / Now this is private]

[markofthewise]

Uh. Well. It's not exactly the same. They're kind of uh... [He's making hopeless gestures trying to explain it with his hands, but he can't see that anyway.]

They just are, okay!

[Voice / Now this is private]

[vermified]

I'll take your word for it. [Sigmund and Capell are obsessed with them, so they can't be bad or anything. But still. Not that special at all.]

[Voice / Now this is private]

[markofthewise]

Yeah... [He'd recommend going and finding pictures of them or something... or just, boob gazing. But that's not exactly polite, now is it?]

You do that.