markofthewise | Sokka the 37th

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
On Wednesday · Comment · Like

Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
On Tuesday · Comment · Like
Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

There is no money here.

That's what makes it so weird.

Not you?

Hey! I didn't write all that stuff! It's an experiment or something.

The Malnosso do enjoy toying with people. [But you're still a weird kid, Sokka.]

Clearly these people need hobbies. That aren't us. [And you're one to talk, Siggy.]

Suggest something, then. [He has never made any claims about his normality or lack thereof.]

... Pai Sho, maybe? It's popular with old people.

If we're trapped by old people, we've cause to be concerned.

Never underestimate old people, Sigmund. Never.

[Oh, Sokka. If only you knew.] That is what I meant. We'll never escape.

[If only YOU knew, Sigmund. Ha. Because. Yeah.]

Oh. Well... supposedly they're supposed to be on our side. So maybe it means we're even more likely to escape that if they were not old people.

I don't trust them.

Well, yeah. Neither do I.

Only a fool would.

Or someone extremely smart and knows exactly what they're doing.

So you... aren't extremely smart, and have no clue what you're doing?

... no. I was presenting a hypothetical scenario where you wouldn't necessarily have to be a fool to trust them.

Your scenario is lacking.

I guess I could have added more people to it. Maybe some kind of story. A plot twist maybe?

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