Sokka the 11th - [Voice]

[markofthewise]

[Tap tap.] This thing on?

Right, uh, a few things. First off, Toph, I got that thing ready. Took me longer than I thought it would, but I've got it at the smithy. Meet me there!

Zuko, if you decide to cook anything, watch the countertop! I don't want you crushing our new house guest.

So Winry, would you like to have Firebender A? I'd give you Firebender 1 instead, but I'm kind of partial to that one. In any case, I think my days as a Firebender are over. That really gets redundant when you say it so much. No wonder Azula was so crazy.

Let's see, am I missing anything... Wait! People can hear me still! Err... hey everyone. Sokka here. Don't mind me, I'm just... hanging out and doing my thing, that's all. Life goes on. But uh, in case you guys were wondering, it's less than a month until my birthday. Something to think about. I know I'm forgetting something here...

OH! RIGHT! Emil, I have your order done. Paru, how many of those prop swords did you need? I've got like, five of them, is that enough? Uh, Nash, the prototype on yours kind of uh... went to pieces. So I'm starting over, but I'm gonna get it right this time! Honest!

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Oh, I guess I'm done here. So uh... yeah. That's it. [...] How do you turn this thing off... [Finally there's the sound of the book just closing.]

Comments

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[markofthewise]

Go ahead and try.

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[knightofratatosk]

Right now?

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[markofthewise]

Yup. Right now.

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[knightofratatosk]

U-um...

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[markofthewise]

Take your time.

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[knightofratatosk]

... why did the chicken cross the road?

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[markofthewise]

[Loooong pause.]

... did you mean Komodo Chicken?

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[knightofratatosk]

What?

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[markofthewise]

Nevermind, keep going.

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[knightofratatosk]

Right. So, um why did the chicken cross the road?

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[markofthewise]

I don't know, why?

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[knightofratatosk]

To get to the other side.

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[markofthewise]

And?

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[knightofratatosk]

... and that's the joke. Um, it's supposed to be funny.

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[markofthewise]

... maybe comedy isn't your thing after all.

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[knightofratatosk]

I told you I wasn't very good at it.

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[markofthewise]

Maybe you should talk to Cloud. He knows some pretty great jokes!

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[knightofratatosk]

Cloud? You mean, the one with blond hair? He doesn't seem like the type to tell jokes to me...

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[markofthewise]

That's the guy. He had some pretty good ones he told me.

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[knightofratatosk]

That's strange, I guess I'll ask him to tell me some the next time I see him.

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[markofthewise]

Good luck with that! If you learn any good ones, feel free to come back and test them out on me.

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[knightofratatosk]

Okay, but I think I should probably practice a lot before I tell any jokes to anyone.

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[markofthewise]

Well once you're really good, they'll come naturally to you.

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[knightofratatosk]

But what if you never get really good?

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[markofthewise]

... well, that'll be too bad, huh?

But anyways! Did you need anything else?