Wang Fire - [Action]

[markofthewise]

[Today is a special day. The plaza, though still with a good amount of snow on the ground, is one of those places in the village where enough shoveling and foot traffic has removed most of the snow. Therefor somebody who was absolutely not Sokka saw an opportunity. By noon, a small one-person booth had been set up in front of the fountain. A sign above it reads "FREE ADVICE".

Sitting at the booth is a particularly distinguished looking Fire Nation man twirling his manly mustache and stroking a very refined beard. He certainly seems to know what he's talking about and he's casually greeting people as they go by in that deep, almost booming voice of his. Having stress? Don't know how to deal with your feelings? In love with someone but they don't know it?

Wang Fire is your man and his Free Advice Booth is open.]

Comments

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

...

What are you doing?

[markofthewise]

Why, I'm giving out advice, like any true-blooded Fire Nation citizen would. Come, have a seat, tell Mr. Fire all your problems.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[... Well, he has nothing better to do today anyway. He'll do just that then.] How about an advice to get rid of pesky stalkers? [Not that Yuber was a stalker, but damn he was annoying. Caesar too, but he's just pesky by default.]

[markofthewise]

Have you considered growing a fine, luxurious beard? It does wonders for the identity. There's also a fine young man I met, name of No-ah, who enjoys disguising himself as a woman. Both are practical options, my boy.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

... I will not wear a dress for any reason, stalker or not. [Nor can he grow a beard, but he doesn't need to know that one.]

[markofthewise]

Have you tried confronting the stalker. Perhaps if you talked about your feelings and told her you weren't interested in her in that way, she may decide to back off.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[... YOU JUST REMINDED HIM OF THAT WITCH.] You know, if stalkers were all like that, it might make my life so much easier.

[markofthewise]

And what kind of stalker do you have, young man?

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

... Not the kind you'd want.

[markofthewise]

Hoom, does he want to kill you? [What? No, that wasn't a Treebeard noise.]

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[Yes.] Maybe. Who knows with these people. [Sigh. This was a bad idea.] Never mind, it's probably not going to be much help.