markofthewise: (Wang Fire - Pleased)
Sokka Thunderaxe ([personal profile] markofthewise) wrote2010-01-19 06:09 pm

Wang Fire - [Action]

[Today is a special day. The plaza, though still with a good amount of snow on the ground, is one of those places in the village where enough shoveling and foot traffic has removed most of the snow. Therefor somebody who was absolutely not Sokka saw an opportunity. By noon, a small one-person booth had been set up in front of the fountain. A sign above it reads "FREE ADVICE".

Sitting at the booth is a particularly distinguished looking Fire Nation man twirling his manly mustache and stroking a very refined beard. He certainly seems to know what he's talking about and he's casually greeting people as they go by in that deep, almost booming voice of his. Having stress? Don't know how to deal with your feelings? In love with someone but they don't know it?

Wang Fire is your man and his Free Advice Booth is open.]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2010-01-20 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well it would be ridiculous of me to deny something that's free! [Sitting down]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[How does one stop people from trying to beat them to a pulp and/or kill them on a regular basis?]

Well you see, I've been trying to lose weight. I've been packing on far too many pounds for my liking since the holidays, but it's a bit difficult to work them off with the excellent chef our crew has.

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I fear I already am! All this weight has gone straight to my thigh bones! It must look like I've let myself go!

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh that is too much! Isn't there something smaller I can do?

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well I really do not wish to move out. Hmm... [Examining clothes] but I probably could use a change in wardrobe in any case.

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Your advice really is quite superb for being free!