Wang Fire - [Action]

[markofthewise]

[Today is a special day. The plaza, though still with a good amount of snow on the ground, is one of those places in the village where enough shoveling and foot traffic has removed most of the snow. Therefor somebody who was absolutely not Sokka saw an opportunity. By noon, a small one-person booth had been set up in front of the fountain. A sign above it reads "FREE ADVICE".

Sitting at the booth is a particularly distinguished looking Fire Nation man twirling his manly mustache and stroking a very refined beard. He certainly seems to know what he's talking about and he's casually greeting people as they go by in that deep, almost booming voice of his. Having stress? Don't know how to deal with your feelings? In love with someone but they don't know it?

Wang Fire is your man and his Free Advice Booth is open.]

Comments

[psychebubble]

Did I say anything you didn't say there?

[markofthewise]

You said it in a way that didn't have the same meaning as what I originally said when I said it.

Of course.

[psychebubble]

Then shouldn't you be more careful with what you say?

[markofthewise]

I think you misunderstood the sign, young lady. I'm the one supposed to give advice here!

[psychebubble]

But what if you need it?

[markofthewise]

That's easy!

I'll ask myself.

[psychebubble]

Why is your beard so pointy, anyway?

[markofthewise]

All Fire Nation men wear their beards like this!

[psychebubble]

It looks like I could spear something on it.

[markofthewise]

The Fire Nation does value pointy, sharp things.

[psychebubble]

So you're from the same place as that earth kid who busted up my house?

[markofthewise]

Yes, yes. Probably. But you are supposed to be telling me about your worries, doubts, and so forth. Now get to it, young lady. Advice is free, but it takes an admission of your problems for it to be given.

[psychebubble]

*There's a long pause as she thinks.*

... Nah, I really just wanna pull on that beard again.

[markofthewise]

I think we're done here. NEXT!

[psychebubble]

See you another time, then, Lucy.