Wang Fire - [Action]

[markofthewise]

[Today is a special day. The plaza, though still with a good amount of snow on the ground, is one of those places in the village where enough shoveling and foot traffic has removed most of the snow. Therefor somebody who was absolutely not Sokka saw an opportunity. By noon, a small one-person booth had been set up in front of the fountain. A sign above it reads "FREE ADVICE".

Sitting at the booth is a particularly distinguished looking Fire Nation man twirling his manly mustache and stroking a very refined beard. He certainly seems to know what he's talking about and he's casually greeting people as they go by in that deep, almost booming voice of his. Having stress? Don't know how to deal with your feelings? In love with someone but they don't know it?

Wang Fire is your man and his Free Advice Booth is open.]

Comments

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[... there's no way Sanji can not stare]

Finally hit puberty, huh?

[Action]

[markofthewise]

Hm? I've no idea what you mean. Have a seat, young man. What seems to be your problem?

[Action]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[he's feeling gracious today, so he'll play along]

Problem? [hmmm, a problem... oh, he's got one.]

You see, there's this friend of mine who likes meat. Too much. I can barely get him to look at a shitty vegetable, and he doesn't get the body needs the green shit as much as it needs protein.

[Action]

[markofthewise]

Have you tried explaining to him that vegetables are very important for growing young men? Why, this beard would be nothing but stubble were it not for all the vegetables I ate as a boy!

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Sokka you are so lame]

Oh yeah, I've told him.

His answer was picking his nose and staring at me.

[Action]

[markofthewise]

Perhaps the reason your friend persists in this unhealthy habit is because you have one of your own. How can a boy be expected to eat vegetables when his role model is smoking a cigarette?