Fourth Wall (Multiple Character Post)

[markofthewise]

((ooc: Note! I'll be sharing this post with my other characters. Please note which one you are tagging in the subject line!))


[Even though many of these people are currently away on missions, somehow they manage to end up in Luceti in their old haunts, unaware that they shouldn't be around.

Sokka is in the smithy, doing his usual work. Kurt Wagner is hanging out in the Rec Center, kicking back to play games. Ling Yao is on the roof of a building watching all the new people in amusement. Ganondorf is short on patience and makes his way on horseback to the mountains until this is all over. Arthur is absolutely puzzled, having had no experience with experiments, and is looking for anyone familiar in the crowd.]

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sokka(aka)

[hachikuji]

[Mayoi is going to knock on the smithy door a few times.

And then proceed to lay down on the ground and play dead.]

[markofthewise]

[Damn, who is it now? Sokka leaves to go yell at whoever was knocking that he's busy, but... he finds a body instead. A familiar body.]

... Mayoi!?

[On his knees now.]

Mayoi! Are you okay? Wake up! [He gives her a shake first.]

[hachikuji]

[She slowly opens her eyes and looks toward him.]

Ah...Sokka, is that you?

[markofthewise]

[She's alive! He starts to prop her up a little.]

It's me, Mayoi. Just relax, I'll get you some help, okay?

[hachikuji]

Thank you.

[She reaches her arm out toward him slowly, as her not blurry vision picks up something odd.]

Sokka. What is that?

[markofthewise]

[Gullible as ever, he turns to look.]

What? Where?

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[hachikuji]

[...]

[hachikuji]

[And then she'll just roughly grab onto some of his facial hair and tug on it.]

This! This fuzzy monster on your face!

[markofthewise]

[NOT COOL, NOT COOL.]

Hey! Oww! Let go!

[His head is doomed to go wherever she pulls it now!]

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[hachikuji]

[GASP.]

[hachikuji]

Sokka, it attached to your face! We need to get it off, before it crawls up into your ears and infects your brain!

[markofthewise]

[He's just gonna try to pry off her hand now, thank you.]

Yeah yeah, hilarious.

[hachikuji]

I'm not kidding, you idiot! It's right there!

[And she'll tug again, as he tries to get her off. MAN SHE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU.]

[markofthewise]

Oww! STOP THAT! [He's trying harder to get her to let go without losing his beard in the process!] It's called a beard!

[hachikuji]

[She stops once he says that, though doesn't take her hand off yet.]

Why would you have a beard? Only old men have beards.

[markofthewise]

[Yes, well, feel free to stroke it, then.]

Well maybe I'm an old man now.

[hachikuji]

[She'll just scratch it a little. Like how someone would scratch under a cat's chin.]

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, old man.

[markofthewise]

[That's really kind of weird, you know.]

Well you shouldn't be so... chin... scratching... [That one got away with him.] Why are you on the ground?

[hachikuji]

[Hmph, well fine, she'll just drop her hand from the beard.]

Because I'm dying! And you need to save me!

[markofthewise]

Really. You know what? I'm pretty sure you'll be fine.

[hachikuji]

Some friend you are! Not even wanting to save poor Mayoi Hachikuji. I think that beard is eating your heart too.

[markofthewise]

Yeah, well, that's me. Completely heartless.

[He stands up. But at least he'll offer a hand to help her up.]

You haven't changed at all.

[hachikuji]

Absolutely the worse type of person!

[She takes his hand and springs up. Yeah this is her definition of dying.]

You haven't changed much either. Even with that monster on your face.

[markofthewise]

Yeah, well, I'll have you know I'm engaged now. [AND HE'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!]

[hachikuji]

[wow say that out of brackets loser.]

...

And? Do you want me to make you a paper craft medal for your accomplishment?