Fourth Wall (Multiple Character Post)

[markofthewise]

((ooc: Note! I'll be sharing this post with my other characters. Please note which one you are tagging in the subject line!))


[Even though many of these people are currently away on missions, somehow they manage to end up in Luceti in their old haunts, unaware that they shouldn't be around.

Sokka is in the smithy, doing his usual work. Kurt Wagner is hanging out in the Rec Center, kicking back to play games. Ling Yao is on the roof of a building watching all the new people in amusement. Ganondorf is short on patience and makes his way on horseback to the mountains until this is all over. Arthur is absolutely puzzled, having had no experience with experiments, and is looking for anyone familiar in the crowd.]

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[markofthewise]

[He's just gonna try to pry off her hand now, thank you.]

Yeah yeah, hilarious.

[hachikuji]

I'm not kidding, you idiot! It's right there!

[And she'll tug again, as he tries to get her off. MAN SHE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU.]

[markofthewise]

Oww! STOP THAT! [He's trying harder to get her to let go without losing his beard in the process!] It's called a beard!

[hachikuji]

[She stops once he says that, though doesn't take her hand off yet.]

Why would you have a beard? Only old men have beards.

[markofthewise]

[Yes, well, feel free to stroke it, then.]

Well maybe I'm an old man now.

[hachikuji]

[She'll just scratch it a little. Like how someone would scratch under a cat's chin.]

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, old man.

[markofthewise]

[That's really kind of weird, you know.]

Well you shouldn't be so... chin... scratching... [That one got away with him.] Why are you on the ground?

[hachikuji]

[Hmph, well fine, she'll just drop her hand from the beard.]

Because I'm dying! And you need to save me!

[markofthewise]

Really. You know what? I'm pretty sure you'll be fine.

[hachikuji]

Some friend you are! Not even wanting to save poor Mayoi Hachikuji. I think that beard is eating your heart too.

[markofthewise]

Yeah, well, that's me. Completely heartless.

[He stands up. But at least he'll offer a hand to help her up.]

You haven't changed at all.

[hachikuji]

Absolutely the worse type of person!

[She takes his hand and springs up. Yeah this is her definition of dying.]

You haven't changed much either. Even with that monster on your face.

[markofthewise]

Yeah, well, I'll have you know I'm engaged now. [AND HE'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!]

[hachikuji]

[wow say that out of brackets loser.]

...

And? Do you want me to make you a paper craft medal for your accomplishment?

[markofthewise]

[Make him!]

You know what? It might help.

[hachikuji]

[And she quickly reaches into her giant pink backpack and shifts around until she finds construction paper.]

I only have green, pink and purple. What color do you want the most?

[markofthewise]

Green. For Suki. She's Earth Kingdom.

[Yes, he's going to have her make it for real.]

[hachikuji]

[And she is serious too, reaching into the bag again to toss the other colored paper in and pulls out a pair of scissors while she's at it.]

Suki, hm? Is that the name of your wife? [She asks, as she begins to cut a very sloppy circle from the paper.]

[markofthewise]

Not yet. I mean, it's her name now. But she's my... wife to be.

[He'll just watch her work. She is taking this so seriously, after all!]

[hachikuji]

[Matters of love are very serious Sokka.]

I see. What do they call that.

The person who you put a ring on.
The person who you strive to have a family with someday.
The person who you will give half of your possessions to after the divorce.

That and many more!

[markofthewise]

Wh-what!? We're not going to get a divorce!

[hachikuji]

I'd say get ready for the future. Luceti has many eligible bachelors and you're getting old!

[markofthewise]

They're not that eligible.

[hachikuji]

Overestimating yourself is no good. Unless you want your life partner to be that face monster, I say keep on your toes!

[markofthewise]

Suki likes me for more than just how I look. Even with my 'face monster'.