Sokka the 37th - [Written/Voice]

[markofthewise]

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
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Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
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Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

Comments

[voice]

[markofthewise]

No. Are they supposed to be there too? [Maybe he should bring MORE stuff.]

[voice]

[herotypical]

Uhm? I'm thinking--no. But I guess there could be this place's equivalent. Like, the General. He might be there.

[voice]

[markofthewise]

The General... I... heard something about him once? I really don't remember what was said.

[voice]

[herotypical]

He was head of the Third Party's invasion. He had a rocking bod, but a totally unhelpful attitude. His big plan was to kill us all to the extent of not coming back the next week.

[voice]

[markofthewise]

Sounds like a real jerk. With the killing thing. Not the... bod. Part. Yeah.

[voice]

[herotypical]

He probably still is a real jerk.

[voice]

[markofthewise]

I guess the whole coming back to life thing works on them too, huh?

[voice]

[herotypical]

Mmhm. That's the assumption. So I wouldn't be too surprised if he shows up on the field, once again in the flesh.

[voice]

[markofthewise]

Do you think lightning guns would work on him?

[voice]

[herotypical]

I guess--I mean, an axe to the wings worked just fine. A lightning gun would probably be at least ten times more overkill.

[voice]

[markofthewise]

If only there was some kind of gun that shot axes...

[voice]

[herotypical]

...[Yeah. She lapses into a semi-stunned silence.] Seriously?

[voice]

[markofthewise]

Well yeah. You could shoot the axes at the wings!

[voice] totally making googly eyes at your non-aimnes.

[herotypical]

Why shoot when you can, y'know, swing?

[voice] I'm on? My AIM is Masamune3x

[markofthewise]

Well, sure. I can do that with my sword, too. But this would shoot a bunch of axes.

[voice]

[herotypical]

Just how many axes does it take to make a bunch?

[voice]

[markofthewise]

Dozens, I'd say. Maybe more. Ideally it wouldn't run out.

[voice]

[herotypical]

A never-ending axe gun. And people try to tell me I'm unrealistic.

[voice]

[markofthewise]

I'll admit. The technical specifications are a bit out there. But I bet the Malnosso could do it.

[voice]

[herotypical]

They can't even fight their own battles--what makes you think they've got enough in them to design their own weapons?

[voice]

[markofthewise]

Because a never-ending axe-gun seems like exactly the kind of thing they'd waste their time making.

[voice]

[herotypical]

Oh. [She sounds far more confused than sarcastic.] So it's not something you'd waste your time making, then?

[voice]

[markofthewise]

You can't build something that's impossible with regular science. Or at least, I can't.

[voice]

[herotypical]

Then you just go with an ixnay on the egularray iencescay. Any enchanter worth half her salt could probably charm a little something-something into helping you achieve your wildly insane and kinda terrifying weapons-related goals.

[voice]

[markofthewise]

[This is all lost on the...]

What's egularray iencescay?