markofthewise | Sokka the 37th

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
On Wednesday · Comment · Like

Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
On Tuesday · Comment · Like
Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Sokka, though I guess you can call me... Sock-... uh.

I work at the smithy in town.

A pleasure, Sokka.

Is that what you do back home?

Well... yes? But at the same time, no. Not really. I did it a few times at home. But it's kind of a... recent sort of thing? Well, recent in that it started here, in Luceti. About six months ago, maybe?

I see.

It's something to do, right? [So don't laugh!]

I understand. I have a sake mill here, and it does more than enough to keep me occupied.

You make your own sake here? Why not just get it at the bar? [Missing the point? Yes.]

I'm the sake brewer for my village back home. It's something I really like to do.

I think I'm too young to actually have any.

How old are you?

Sixteen.

Mm, that is too young. You have to be eighteen.

Besides. Last time I tried some, it wasn't all that great. I'm not a fan of rum either.

...I can't say I've had rum.

It kind of burns the throat. But it's really useful for flamethrower fuel.

Is it, now.

Yeah! I made one back in January. It was... well, an experiment. Like this. It was kind of weird. I still have it, though. Came in handy for those evil butterflies.

As long as it's useful. I suppose that's all that matters.

[But he's not done. Oh no, Kushi. Not at all.]

Of course, it wasn't a good idea using a canteen to hold the fuel in. Because I mixed it up with a water canteen when I went pretty deep into the forest. You can guess how that went.

What were you doing with a flamethrower in the forest?

I didn't take the flamethrower, just the canteen for it. Filled with rum. Instead of, you know, water.

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