Sokka the 11th - [Voice]

[markofthewise]

[Tap tap.] This thing on?

Right, uh, a few things. First off, Toph, I got that thing ready. Took me longer than I thought it would, but I've got it at the smithy. Meet me there!

Zuko, if you decide to cook anything, watch the countertop! I don't want you crushing our new house guest.

So Winry, would you like to have Firebender A? I'd give you Firebender 1 instead, but I'm kind of partial to that one. In any case, I think my days as a Firebender are over. That really gets redundant when you say it so much. No wonder Azula was so crazy.

Let's see, am I missing anything... Wait! People can hear me still! Err... hey everyone. Sokka here. Don't mind me, I'm just... hanging out and doing my thing, that's all. Life goes on. But uh, in case you guys were wondering, it's less than a month until my birthday. Something to think about. I know I'm forgetting something here...

OH! RIGHT! Emil, I have your order done. Paru, how many of those prop swords did you need? I've got like, five of them, is that enough? Uh, Nash, the prototype on yours kind of uh... went to pieces. So I'm starting over, but I'm gonna get it right this time! Honest!

[...]

Oh, I guess I'm done here. So uh... yeah. That's it. [...] How do you turn this thing off... [Finally there's the sound of the book just closing.]

Comments

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Are you guys okay with looking after her there?

[markofthewise]

Don't worry about it, Nami. We got this. Besides, I've been to your house. I think she's a lot safer here than there, no offense.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

It's a lot calmer there when everyone's, you know, not crazy. But I was just making sure. [They're overcrowded as it is.]

[markofthewise]

But does that ever actually happen? To be honest, I'm not sure I want to come visit since I was forced to attend a wedding against a will.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Zoro didn't like you playing with fire when you arrived, either.

[markofthewise]

Hey, I wasn't playing! That was serious business!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah? How'd that work out for you?

[markofthewise]

I ran out of fuel.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, why don't you get more?

[markofthewise]

I have! But I'm also not obsessed anymore, so there's no need to worry about.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, there you go. Nobody's obsessed with crackpot weddings over here anymore, either.

[markofthewise]

And you wouldn't happen to say, I dunno, have a giant wolf god parked in the front of your house?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Not if I can help it.

[markofthewise]

Or perhaps you might have a cricket invasion that causes everyone to go crazy? [He heard about that... somehow.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[The whole town has totally heard about that by now.]

In our defence, the gunshots were only fired because the wielder was deathly afraid of bugs.

[markofthewise]

How about the fact you guys are the only one that has a pirate flag on top of your house so everyone knows who you guys are!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Like they couldn't work that out from following us home anyway.

[markofthewise]

Well, anyways, she's perfectly safe. Nothing crazy ever happens around here.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Give it time, Sokka. GIVE IT TIME.]

Let us know when she wakes up?

[markofthewise]

You've got it!