markofthewise | Sokka the 37th

[Sokka's journal is writing out some strange stuff, none of it that Sokka wrote. Or at least, doesn't think he wrote. As he goes over it, he voices his comments at some of the really weird and cryptic messages it's giving him.]

Sokka Thunderaxe Bored today. Don't feel like working at the smithy today. Guess I'll check up on what I've missed.
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Sokka is now friends with Freyjadour Falenas
("Wait, I am? I don't even know who that is!")

Sokka commented on Buffy's status
Sokka: lol nice username
("I did!? When!?")

Sigmund needs help to win Fast Money!!
Sigmund could use help to win big prizes and points in Family Feud! Anyone who helps will earn points too!
("... okay...")

Sokka changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
("No it's not!")

Usopp just beat Adell in Cube Crash.
Usopp scored 25140 points, a new record!!!
("Admittedly, that is pretty impressive.")

Ginko ...like being showered in someone else's private jokes. Oi, oi. lmao, some of you get stirred up so easily.
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Kushi I take it you're not affected by this, Ginko-san?
Katara Some of this stuff isn't very funny. But the blue disks are really fun!
Sokka Or, you know, just literally showered. In chocolate.
Raine It just seems more like an annoyance than anything else. That really won't stop people from complaining.
Vash I crashed violently into a tree. I think I was allowed to get a little stirred up.
("This seems vaguely familiar...")

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Not you?

[Here;'s Sokka imagining people stuck in some kind of massive spider web. Laughing. And probably looking like Haruki, because he's the only guy he knows with a cell phone. It's a pretty weird mental image.] Oh. Of course.

Jack? Uh, yeah. There was that... thing. He was going to do. I think that kind of got sidetracked, maybe? It wasn't that big of a deal, really.

Hey! I didn't write all that stuff! It's an experiment or something.

No?

He was trying to cast me as the villain, and I think that was enough to sidetrack any ill-advised scheme. But...Jack'll be fine. Back to his regularly annoying brand of mischief in no time.

[A big old exhale.] So...experiment, right? That's my best guess.

Edited 2010-07-21 18:21 (UTC)

Half of the Straw Hats crew dancing with Vash and my sister. To the most annoying music ever. [And a brief glimpse of Jet's journal pictures.]

Making them crash sounds too easy. All you'd have to do is stack a lot of boxes and then knock them down...

Right. Right... because of the desert thing. I was going to look for him... but it seemed like Vash and the others had it under control.

Yeah, probably.

Maybe Adell isn't too good at stacking stuff.

[Now beginning to question Adell's organizational skills and such, as if her own weren't questionable enough sometimes.]

Maybe...

... or it could be meaningless. I don't know. I guess that depends on what Usopp and Adell have to say.

They must have been having fun though, right? Were they any good?

... maybe. I don't know. I didn't stick around to watch.

I could ask him about it later.

What? How did...?

Huh? How did what?

Couldn't hurt. He has to defend his 'high score' anyway.

Anyway, are you ready for me to come over?

Oh? Today?

Sure! Apparently I don't want to go to the smithy today anyway.

The Malnosso do enjoy toying with people. [But you're still a weird kid, Sokka.]

Yes, we had planned-

I'll be over soon.

Clearly these people need hobbies. That aren't us. [And you're one to talk, Siggy.]

Doctor McCoy and me have personally been overseeing his recovery. If you the two of you are friends, you should maybe go pay him a visit. I think--[hmm]--he could probably use some friendly faces. Helps with a speedy recovery and all.

[He was a little distracted by naughty pictures, singing and dancing, and his journal updating him on his life!]

I'll be ready! [Shit, shit, shit. Need to clean up.]

Suggest something, then. [He has never made any claims about his normality or lack thereof.]

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