Sokka the 33rd - [Voice]

[markofthewise]

To everyone who was asking yesterday, Katara is just fine now. So... yeah, thanks Ginko. We owe you one.

[With that settled, Sokka moves on to the next order of business.]

Master Souji, sorry I missed our lesson yesterday. [The previous message should explain why he missed it.]

[And then because Sokka is feeling a lot better in spite of a crappy day yesterday (because he bounces back so fast), he decides to start preparing for the future. Which means he needs a filter.]

[Filtered from Shirley and Sanji 100%]

So hey, I kind of have a date I need to prepare for. Anyone got any good ideas about what exactly I should do? I know there's typical stuff like a dinner or flowers and stuff like that. But that's kind of amateur stuff, isn't it? I want to go all out! Sure, Luceti is kind of a boring place at times, but I want to really nail this one good. [Of course Sokka means the actual date (which is merely a practice one), not the person he's dating. Feel free to get that wrong, though.]

Comments

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[markofthewise]

Huh. Doesn't seem like a lot. [Note to self: plan for dessert.]

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[blessingone]

[...Maybe that was a bit too low of an estimate. She probably should correct it and say she was wrong.] We-well, girls don't need to eat as much as boys!

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[markofthewise]

You haven't seen Charlotte eat, then.

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[blessingone]

That's because [she needs it to power her boobs] some people eat more than others. I happen to be a bit of a light eater, so I guess you could add a bit more. [This is a lie: she's even put on a few pounds lately. Granted, it's not enough to actually be a problem, but Fenimore is competing with Legendia characters. They are all tiny. She feels threatened.]

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[markofthewise]

[Maybe you'd have BOOB POWERS if you ate more Fenimore.]

You know, this is all some very good advice. Thanks, this is going to be great. Too bad it's not you I'm taking out, huh?

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[blessingone]

[Her boobs are just fine! ...And not just because she has Shirley to compare to!

She makes a noise that sounds rather embarrassingly like a snort.] You wish!

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[markofthewise]

[He snickers, not really worried about it.] Don't worry. I wasn't planning on asking you.

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[blessingone]

[Her tone isn't particularly serious, either, since she feels quite confident in assuming he's joking.] I'm glad to hear it. I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings too badly when I turned you down.

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[markofthewise]

[Good. Good. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD SERIOUS. And kidding around.] Oh, believe me. My feelings will remain in tact, since you're one of the last girls I'd ever ask.

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[blessingone]

What's that supposed to mean? [She sounds a little offended--not much, but certainly more than someone who was dissing him earlier has any right to be.]

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[markofthewise]

[Unfortunately Sokka does not know when to quit.] You're a bit moody.

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[blessingone]

Moody?! How could--I am not moody!

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[markofthewise]

You seem to be angry a lot. It's not healthy, you know.

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[blessingone]

I only get angry when I have good reason to be angry!

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[markofthewise]

You seem to be good at finding reasons.

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[blessingone]

You're good at giving reasons.

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[markofthewise]

And that's why it would never work out!

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[blessingone]

...That's not the only reason.

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[markofthewise]

Should we make a list?

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[blessingone]

I don't want to be here all day.

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[markofthewise]

Yeah, yeah. Hilarious.

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[blessingone]

Then our senses of humour line up, at least. [She's managed to ditch the offended tone for something a little more lighthearted, at least.]

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[markofthewise]

Something in common at last!

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[blessingone]

Maybe the relationship can be rescued by our senses of humour, but I think I'll try elsewhere anyway, if it's all the same.

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[markofthewise]

Fair enough.