Well, I'd have to take it outside to show you. It's... well, sort of like a computer, I guess. It's really just a chip, though, not anything extremely advanced.

[He takes the contraption and unfolds it; the thing's pretty big. A couple of feet on each "wing", at least.]

In a place like this, though, it's not as efficient as I'd like it to be. Mainly because of its size.

I, um... I take it yours doesn't have anything like that...