So the crew knew trouble would brew if they didn't get Happy McSlappy Slahafferson-Jones into the crone's home right quick, afore he awoke and ate their eyes! They crept in like mice, right up to the old wife's table, able bodied men that they were!

"OH CRONE! OH CRONE, GIVE HAPPY MCSLAPPY SLAHAFFERSON-JONES A NEW HEART, EH? FOR US. PLAY ONE FOR THE PEOPLE."