When you're wooin' a girl, you need an escape plan! What if she holds you hostage the rest of the night, eh? Date--not going well. You, Thunderaxe: helpless, unable to end the evening and break away. You try to take flight, but she's a hold on your arm like barnacle on a sunken wreck and you realize that you might spend the rest of your natural life with the iron manacles of this ill-planned venture wrapped tightly around your heart, and all for want of an escape plan what could get you out of the date if it goes south.

Savvy?